Thursday, 23 August 2012

Home Alone - Day 2

What I actually did:


  • Tried to have a telephone conversation with two year old son which mostly involved him listing his favourite animals
  • An hour of resistance training and then 5k run
  • Finished the current season of Breaking Bad
  • Spent too much time googling awsome tunage from the Breaking Bad sound-track
  • Cooked myself a steak (wife not a big steak fan, so I don't eat it much at home usually)
  • Drank scotch until 1am when I realised it was probably too late to do any reading


My bathroom now looks like this:



5 comments:

  1. Strange, no mention of marathon sessions of self abuse. Still, I suppose it's early days in your marriage yet, wait until she goes away in another 5 years!

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    1. We're both morning people - the trick is to make sure we wake up an hour before the kids...

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  2. Just a coincidence -- my partner is out of town as well. I repaired feed buckets for the horses, put all the tools away that were strewn about three acres, learned to make eclairs, and trained a dog bred for hunting to herd sheep. You city people sure use your time in strange ways.

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    1. I think this is a man/woman thing rather than a country/city thing. I bet if you were out of town your other half would be sitting in his pants playing Call of Duty while a midget sex butler fed him slices of pizza, just like the rest of us.

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  3. Ah, so you got to break in the new steak knives...[or was it the midget sex butler wot did?]

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Go on, leave a fucking comment, we're all just dying to know what you've got to say for yourself, you self-indulgent arse.